Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.

I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.

by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024

Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!

“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard

by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025

Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.

Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”

by Niki B. January 1, 2022

Human Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.

The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Tunnel rage

Purely focused on one thing that infuriates ones self

That chat left me with tunnel rage

by Josef Stuntin November 21, 2022

Tunnel Plunder

To engage in the act of "going deep" into the anal cavity of another being (human or not, we don't and won't judge) for sexual reasons. Can also be inflicted on one's self (again we don't and won't judge).

I'm trying to go tunnel plundering tonight, lube one deck.

by Freezey-Nasty April 13, 2017

Gimp tunnel

1). A Gimps colon

Man, Gary gimp tunnel was a little backed up last night!

by Snappedninja April 1, 2025