Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.

Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.

by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024

Tug

Same use as dawg

Tug what are you doing

by GoatCon December 8, 2022

Nugs & a tug

Basically Netflix and Chill when you're alone. Order in some chicken nuggets (Netflix optional) and have a wank

Friend: Are you having a Netflix and Chill night?

Me: Nah they had to cancel, so just Nugs & a tug

by Phoenix light December 18, 2022

Plug n Tug

The act in which two gentlemen insert their penis into the opposing ends of a section of pipe, hose, or in the crane industry, firesleeve; and proceed to tug back and forth.

Logan: “I wonder what they’re still doing up there on the crane.”

Elrod: “ Eh, they’re probably doing the ole plug n tug, they’ve been up there quite some time”.

by Lgnbrry09 December 28, 2022

forelock-tugging

British, disapproving. : to be too concerned with pleasing someone whom one thinks is powerful or important.

The BBC, with its forelock-tugging “just happy to be here” energy, when interviewing Elon Musk.

by @#& April 12, 2023

tug n run

the act of "tugging" someone in public without consent and then running away. tugging being the action of male masturbation

goddamit he pulled another fucking tug n run on me

by EnbySkull April 18, 2023

Tribute Tug

Rubbing one out in honor of someone that no one would ever masturbate too.

Robert - “At some point in your life someone has masturbated to the thought of you.”

Brian - “I don’t anyone has ever thought of me.”

Dillon - “I got you brah. My next one is a tribute tug for you.”

by Hardcore Hambo April 20, 2023