tripping in the bathroom

What you do when you are single and broke

I am currently tripping in the bathroom good sir.

by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023

Tripping balls

(v.) Acting bizarre. Occasionally spelled as "trippin balls".

Person 1: "Yo, Blake got so high last night that he shat in his gaming chair!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was tripping balls!"

by margie.was.hereee July 25, 2023

Trumpting

When Trump supporters text and or comment about how Great Donald Trump is.

We were Trumpting the other day for 2 hours about the border crisis.

by Butt monkey 1983 January 27, 2024

Trumpinium

Trumpinium-A gelatinous orange-tinted mass, often mistaken for a solid blockhead-like metal , but is actually a seething, narcissistic, and infantile groups of spineless, gutless cells. Often mistaken for Dipshitinium, and molecularly similar to Jimjordaninium. Trumpinium and Jimjordaninium are particularly useless, and have no purpose. Both are considered poisonous to humanity and should be discarded.

(Two scientists, each peering through microscopes. One looks up, staring into space for a moment.)

Scientist #1: “Fuck!, I found some more Trumpinium.”

Scientist #2: “Shhh, don’t tell anyone. You know how anything it touches turns to shit. I found some Jimjordaninium yesterday, and I just flushed it.”

by Fart Esq September 17, 2023

Trumpinize

you turn yourself into a wall.

"I have Trumpinized myself to block the door to recess because I'm a little bitch.

by Mega Dounut Jel October 24, 2023

Tripping

When someone is tripping over you, they want you bad.

She is tripping hard over that cute 6ft2 guy with curly hair

by BlueberryBaddie March 9, 2024

Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.

What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.

by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024