Tristan

tristan is a bitch who is probably gonna steal your girl if your not careful. He is a retard and has a small Pepe that you can’t suck or fuck so be careful if you lose your girl to a Tristan show her this cause it is true. SO IF ANY TRISTANS READ THIS GOOO SUCK A DICK CAUSE YOU NEED ONE AND IMMA TAKE HER BACK. Cause I’m the best man she can get.

TRISTAN IS A BITCH

by TRISTANSAREGAYLILPEPEBOUS October 29, 2019

Tristan

Tristan is a very loving caring person. Tristan is always there for you and will support you through hard times. Tristan also has a soft side. he's also a really good kisser. he's an outdoors kinda guy if he could he would spend all him time outside. he cares about your feelings. everyone needs a Tristan.

girls: omg is that tristan

other girls: i think that is hes so cute

girls: i need a Tristan

other girls : mee too

by hayleibug127dirtbiker September 7, 2020

Tristan

Tristan is.. unique. he his usually walking around with a stubbed toe and a foot that is always sore cus hes the biggest nutjob. a very big dick though. and very big toes. also sees a bimbo when he looks in the mirror

"ahh that dipshit Tistan stubbed his toe."

"oh well , says tristan, while sulking in a corner

by bruhwiththebruhbutton August 22, 2022

Tristan

A straight up dildis monkey

It's the man the myth the legend, ahh shit never mind its Tristan

by T dawg is gay May 15, 2020

Tristan smith

Tristan smith is a male who works with A dawg. Tristan smith has a very extroverted personality with some zing to it. Sometimes A dawg is concerned by what T tells her but hey, live learn. T likes to use the words “slay” “I’m dead af” and my personal favorite “stfu”. T has a fruity personality and is bubbly to be around. He bullies Josh often and likes to semi harass him. Josh is like a giant child to it and does not force it to stop. T really likes his job and is definitely not a McD’s boy now….

Persona 1: “Do you know tristan smith?”

Persona 2: “oh yeah he likes to bully josh”

by —-:);) February 5, 2023

Tristan

Tristan could be your friend one minute and your Enemy the next because he is and unfunny guy who likes to play around to much

Guy:Tristan reported me for some stupid shit
Tristan:that's what you

by Small dick white boi October 28, 2017

Tristans victim

A girl (usually a egirl and or girl that was dropped,cheated or used) by think.

Oh nah that's viola shes one of Tristans victims.

by 0uhz August 12, 2023