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frat boy teeter totter

Occurs when one frat boy straddles the neck of another and simultaneously urinates in the bottoms mouth while defecating on his chest. Typically this is reversed after the top is done. Often, some of the other frat guys watch and wait to get in on the action.

This is a very common act among fraternity boys, who often find themselves missing each other during periods of the day. Many times they will skip classes or walk quickly away from girls to engage in the frat boy teeter totter.
Shauna: "Do want to go to my place and get it on?"

Jay: "No, I have to get back to the frat house for a frat boy teeter totter with Joel, while Brian watches."
by nobonesaboutit January 15, 2011
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TOASTER MAFIA

The name for a group of Lesbians dedicated to recruiting hot straight women to the "dark side"... otherwise known as the gay community.
Bro #1: Dude, I can't believe you let your chick hang out with those women. Don't you know who they are?
Bro #2: No dude, what's up?
Bro #1: They're the TOASTER MAFIA! One of them will totally seduce your girl and then she'll never sleep with men again!!!
Bro #2: Damn....
by Shae24 January 26, 2008
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Flying Toaster

Fuck a chick, ejaculate, hit her in the head with a toaster
by G Price October 15, 2003
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Tosser

someone that acts like a total prick, that is annoying you or has made you very angry
sam: "HI MABBSY" *jumps arround*
mabbsy: you tosser
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*driving allong and your in a car and you get cut up you would shout "YOU TOSSER" at them in anger*
by mabbs November 17, 2009
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tomster

hmm there goes tomster so sexy
heh baby give me kiss
by brighteyes November 10, 2004
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Tosser

Gordon Brown is an utter tosser just like Tony Blair before him
by The Real Jack the Lad January 14, 2009
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Toaster Oven

When one farts in an elevator with the doors closed.

Common strategies include, but are not limited to;

1. Releasing a "silent but deadly" and blaming it on someone else (either vocally or by giving him/her the evil eye).
2. Farting into an empty elevator as one exits, trapping the noxious gas within for the next unsuspecting and unlucky rider.
3. In combination with number two, one may elect to send the elevator to another floor after farting, sending the empty compartment to the selected floor where the doors open and release the deadly toxin. This is also known as a "depth charge".
I totally gave those dicks on the third floor a gnarly toaster oven--I sent them a depth charge from the tenth, they'll never know what hit 'em!
by css53184 February 6, 2012
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