tory hole

another name for the anus/bum/shitter/asshole/crack/farthole.

the rectum is where the faeces is stored before it bids you a fond farewell through the TORY HOLE.

guy: ''that chick let me do it up the tory hole last night''
guy2: ''was it good?''
guy: ''satisfying, but i don't think she's ever heard of douching''

by LOLA&SAMMIE July 7, 2009

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Tory bashing

When you beat up tories (conservative party supporters) because they are tories. Similar to Mosher bashing except with tories

'Anyone want to go Tory bashing tonight?'

'Yeah would fucking love to take some of their fat stupid heads clean off.'

by BigNobber October 21, 2020

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Torpedo Titties

Tits that look tubular and hang down while she’s on top, giving the appearance of 2 torpedos about to hit you in the face. Tits that are long, and not desirable.

Hey man; Bailey was on my Johnson and I realized she had them torpedo titties.

by M3d1cChr1s April 26, 2021

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Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

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torped

Getting torped can mean the same thing as getting owned or getting beaten badly. It can also mean you found something so easy you did it flawlessly.
Torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.

My car just exploded in my face, I totally got torped.
I just torped that test today it was so easy.

by Shadohw March 5, 2009

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