Toilet Cake

Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.

This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.

"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."

"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"

by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013

toilet friendly

a bowel movement that has little or no mess in the toilet.

"This was a really good meal, I sure hope it is 'toilet friendly."

by Bookem Danno October 23, 2011

dick toilet

A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.

That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet.

by boss_bo_boss June 6, 2014

paper toilet

when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it

oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet

by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013

Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

Energy Toilet

A person who is generally regarded as having good energy who gives it away freely to those who need to heal, but to a fault. Thus resulting in being the designated healer, while constantly eating everyone else’s shit.

Tori used Brian as an energy toilet one too many times and he finally snapped and shit it all back down her throat! That’s why she hates him. It wasn’t his fault, he only wanted to help.

by deememetee March 11, 2021

toilet halo

also known as a potty protector.

This is the round ring of paper to put on top of the public toilet seat so that your bum does not come in contact with said seat.

If you are going to use a public restroom - you better hover or use a toilet halo!

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009