Being overly optimistic about the timeline of a project, generally terrible with communicating never-ending delays in work.
He said it would only take a week to get me those parts, its been almost two months now, he must be working on fabricator time.
by valvecovergasket January 23, 2010

Tucker: Yo remember when we used to get drunk and hang?
Dave: Yea the before times were so dope
Dave and Tucker: *Silently think about how apocalyptic things are*
Dave: Yea the before times were so dope
Dave and Tucker: *Silently think about how apocalyptic things are*
by Well Education October 27, 2020

Amongst other terms, the polite thing to yell when you see a cop cruising around, especially slowly.
by Trendon January 25, 2006

An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.
Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!
Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.
Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.
by Craigorator November 8, 2007

by The Hobgibbon March 23, 2005

by Canaduck May 3, 2004
