taint

An alcoholic drink consisting of cheap vodka, lemonade, sprite, and a dash of cherry coke.

Lets go down to the BC and make a wet taint.

by Meredith Hall April 18, 2006

Taint Lick

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

taint

1. (Cunt + Ass)/2=Taint

2. (Ball Bag+Poop Shoot)/2=Taint

3. the perineum

1. "My taint hurts"

2. Mid-range, between your sack and hole is your taint

3. the medical term

by Charlie Manuel July 13, 2009

taint

C S also known as asshole or dipshit, fag boy, ass face, cock sucker, poopy eater, masturbation queen andlady killer(literally, his breath is deadly) and his strongest muscle is his mouth because he works it out every night frrom 9 to 5

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by voom November 16, 2007

taint brush

When a guy has a little patch of hair directly below his lips. It's not a full goatee. When a guy goes down on a girl, this patch of hair brushes up against the chick's taint. Also known as a soul patch.

Look at that douche bag... he needs to shave off the taint brush.

by Dan de Mann November 12, 2006

taint

Where Jesus left his stitch marks

You hit me right in the taint.

by Robbie H. April 28, 2006

Tainted Toothbrush

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.

"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!

by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008