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couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.
by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014
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Pocket Pic

The common act that occurs when a person's phone takes a picture while still in their pocket. These pictures a identified by the entirley black screen seen when looking through pictures.
J: Hey, most of the pictures on your phone are just black screens.
S: Oh yea I forgot to lock my phone those are just pocket pics.
by Avarice XIII May 10, 2009
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Soggy Pocket

When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.
Dude, i gave myself a soggy pocket earlier and now my pants are crusty.
by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016
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pocket lunch

a lunch that could fit in a pocket but is in a lunch box
Sean has a pocket lunch, only a granola bar and a wallet ( things you can put in your pocket) ( but are in a lunch box)
by Big Macols May 16, 2023
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Airplane Pocket

The little pocket in the crotch of women's underwear. the perfect size for airplane bottles of liquor. Used to sneak booze and other substances in where they do not belong.
Girl 1: How did you get that bottle of Malibu Coconut Rum in here?
Girl 2: oh, i snuck it in in my Airplane Pocket.
by pocketmaster6969 September 14, 2017
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pocket cleric

noun. MMORPG jargon for NPC party members brought along for the sole purpose of healing human-controlled characters. Term originated in Dungeons & Dragons Online, where NPC hirelings are purchased from a store, and an icon for their contract appears in the character's inventory (i.e., in your pocket). Double-clicking the icon summons the pocket cleric to join the party, which he will follow like a stupid puppy, all too eager to apply band-aids to reckless berzerkers and click-mad zergers.
Dude, we got totally smeared on Tempest's Spine last night.

If you had room in the party, you should have taken a pocket cleric!

Yeah, like we want to take a retarded puppy up to fight Sor'jek. At least we might have made it that far, though.
by Skaught October 26, 2010
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Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.
John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!
by Seth Woods April 20, 2018
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