Pie Scum

Urban hipsters with worthless vanity businesses like combination videography/gourmet bakery stores in "edgy" former industrial neighborhoods.

That Pie Scum keeps moving into these neighborhoods and displacing legitimate businesses with cupcake stores.

by Death Squad April 19, 2015

peacan pie

Best fucking pie ever

I ate peacan pie at Costco

by Russian Surprise November 6, 2014

fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.

Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."

by Jaydubble October 30, 2017

PAWT PIE

Unlike pot pie, pawt pie is a sacred meal. Used as both consumption, and as the word of summoning for DESERT HEAD, pawt pie is infinite, and will continue to bring us wisdom. All hail my broskis.

Friend 1: "Dude I ate so much pot pie last ni-"
Friend 2: "DUDE! Dude, my guy, you mean pawt pie? Don't wanna anger god up there..."

by toastyamble November 17, 2019

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.

by Nisiekay September 3, 2016

apple pieing

Similar to "icing", if you can get someone to accept the drink apple pie, they have to get down on one knee and chug the drink. However the if the reciever pulls out a mason jar of apple pie within 5 seconds the deliverer has to chug it.

"Oh Eddie just got apple pied!"
"Whose apple pieing him"

by the apple pier January 12, 2013

Pie Zone

When there are more women than men(80% women) at a party or a get together.

Natasha: "This is a pie zone over here! Where are the men?"

by Vinceking March 9, 2010