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stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.
I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.
by spicer2 August 8, 2009
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Kung-Fu Goon

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms
Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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fu

A chinese surname (傅). Usually good, but there is the occasional bad person that doesn't do anything except for blame people. Teachers named with this surname are like teachers from hell to their students, and the whole class often does not get along well with this kind of teacher
' wow that teacher is so mean'
"yeah, she's a fu"
'oooooohhhh I geddit now'
by randomlol111 June 27, 2020
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Dumb Fu

When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
by joe995 January 7, 2024
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kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.
"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"
by josefu0 May 18, 2017
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fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)
I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.
by Irocn86 February 27, 2011
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Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.
"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."
by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017
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