Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020

Elis

your name is melisa and you’re doing that tiktok challange

melisa - what would my name be is i took away the first and last letters of my name ?

by I like the view July 16, 2020

Elis

your name is melisa and you’re doing That tiktok challange

melisa - what would my name be if i took away the first and the last letters of my name ?

by I like the view July 16, 2020

Elis

Elis is a friend of mine that weighs about 2 grams and idk why

person1: how much do you weigh?
person2: I weigh about as much as Elis.
person1: Jesus christ

by Mussclik August 9, 2020

Elis

Cool ninja who is the one and only GAYBEAST destroyer of SUS boys like Elias Junevik also Mandel steals all of Elis songs and adds them to his playlist not cool Mandel

Mandel: kolla min nya spellista

Alla: Mandel du är raggare sluta copypaste Elis spellistor

by GAYBEAST August 28, 2020

Eli

Eli; A stupid idiot that nobody cares about or a person who is ugly and bad at everything

You're such an Eli

by Clickbaiturmumscar June 9, 2020

Eli

If you meet someone named Eli he is the type of person who is funny at school but when he goes home and becomes very depressed and lonely.

i would rather be anyone other than eli

by the_lonley_one1 June 24, 2020