A total peice of shit you should never talk to, he will pretend to love you at first and then dump you with no remorse don't be in a relationship with an Eli. also most Eli's are total nerds massive turn off
by ill kick Eli's ass October 29, 2020
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by Thejockoman November 3, 2020
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Get the National Kick Eli Day mug.A kid who says random shit constantly and it gets hella annoying. He’s also real good at basketball but has weird taste in girls and is super picky. If you tick him off enough he’ll do this weird eye roll thing to try to make you feel bad for him. Anyway overall, fuck this kid.
by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020
Get the Eli mug.This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.
Fuck Eli.
by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020
Get the Eli mug.Elie is short for Eliana. However, people will topically misspell her name as Eli or Ellie. Elie is an amazing friend who is willing to tell you when she is annoyed with you. She’s always there for you when you need it, however, will keep you in check when you need it most. She’s tall and competitive. She plays basketball passionately, always looking for ways to improve and get better. She’ll even help you with you’re game if you need it or if she thinks you need it.
She has phenomenal grades, even going out of her way to take harder classes just for the challenge and for a higher than 4.0 gpa (4.07) She’ll never stop trying to make herself the best person she can be. She loves animals and tv cop shows.
Being best friends with an Elie is like the perfect combination of good best friend, someone to make memories with and laugh and someone who will willingly make you feel terrible just because in the end she knows you know she doesn’t really mean it.
If you become best friends with an Elie be careful. EVERYONE AROUND YOU WILL THINK YOURE DATING OR TALKING EVEN IF YOU STATE CONSTANTLY YOU ARE NOT. They will all, and I repeat all, think you’re romantically involved. When the truth is, they’re a great person, who you would date, but you’re friendship is too perfect and nothing would make you want to jeopardize that.
She has phenomenal grades, even going out of her way to take harder classes just for the challenge and for a higher than 4.0 gpa (4.07) She’ll never stop trying to make herself the best person she can be. She loves animals and tv cop shows.
Being best friends with an Elie is like the perfect combination of good best friend, someone to make memories with and laugh and someone who will willingly make you feel terrible just because in the end she knows you know she doesn’t really mean it.
If you become best friends with an Elie be careful. EVERYONE AROUND YOU WILL THINK YOURE DATING OR TALKING EVEN IF YOU STATE CONSTANTLY YOU ARE NOT. They will all, and I repeat all, think you’re romantically involved. When the truth is, they’re a great person, who you would date, but you’re friendship is too perfect and nothing would make you want to jeopardize that.
by Joenobody6969 November 5, 2020
Get the Elie mug.Elie is short for Eliana. However, people will topically misspell her name as Eli or Ellie. Elie is an amazing friend who is willing to tell you when she is annoyed with you. She’s always there for you when you need it, however, will keep you in check when you need it most. She’s tall and competitive. She plays basketball passionately, always looking for ways to improve and get better. She’ll even help you with you’re game if you need it or if she thinks you need it.
She has phenomenal grades, even going out of her way to take harder classes just for the challenge and for a higher than 4.0 gpa (4.07) She’ll never stop trying to make herself the best person she can be. She loves animals and tv cop shows.
Being best friends with an Elie is like the perfect combination of good best friend, someone to make memories with and laugh and someone who will willingly make you feel terrible just because in the end she knows you know she doesn’t really mean it.
If you become best friends with an Elie be careful. EVERYONE AROUND YOU WILL THINK YOURE DATING OR TALKING EVEN IF YOU STATE CONSTANTLY YOU ARE NOT. They will all, and I repeat all, think you’re romantically involved. When the truth is, they’re a great person, who you would date, but you’re friendship is too perfect and nothing would make you want to jeopardize that.
She has phenomenal grades, even going out of her way to take harder classes just for the challenge and for a higher than 4.0 gpa (4.07) She’ll never stop trying to make herself the best person she can be. She loves animals and tv cop shows.
Being best friends with an Elie is like the perfect combination of good best friend, someone to make memories with and laugh and someone who will willingly make you feel terrible just because in the end she knows you know she doesn’t really mean it.
If you become best friends with an Elie be careful. EVERYONE AROUND YOU WILL THINK YOURE DATING OR TALKING EVEN IF YOU STATE CONSTANTLY YOU ARE NOT. They will all, and I repeat all, think you’re romantically involved. When the truth is, they’re a great person, who you would date, but you’re friendship is too perfect and nothing would make you want to jeopardize that.
by Joenobody6969 November 5, 2020
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