Turtle Paw

Where one, separates their four fingers into two to create a 'v' shape and uses it as foreplay on a woman. Two of the fingers for the vagina and two for the anus. Otherwise known as 'the shocker.'

'Two in the pink, two in the stink.' - Turtle paw

by Rory Turtle Paw November 13, 2009

bert the turtle

A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.

Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce

by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017

Turtling Out

The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle

"He was so high last night he had a full on turtling out episode"

by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009

Turtle hunting

Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.

Friend- "dude where'd you go"

You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"

by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

Turtle Roulette

A game where there are 5 turtles. And you must get one of the turtles to suck your dick. Uncomfortably one of the turtles is a snapping turtle.

Mike played turtle roulette last night and he got his cock bit off.

by CockMongler289 January 2, 2011

Pork turtle

It’s a turtle with wings and a hotdog as a neck. They fly and appear when you’re high.

Bro I smoked so much I can see pork turtles.

by Aadoog January 31, 2023

tits on a turtle

Someone who is basically useless

She is basically tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017