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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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Swedish scammer

Same as indian scammers but they do something else. They say for example Gongrats you won scams that you open presents. And when you tap on one of these it comes up a porn image.
Denis: Oh no a swedish scammer! I can not remove the virus!
Scammer: Hahahahaha
by Shotgunner922 March 27, 2019
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Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.
"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"
by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020
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Swedish chef

When a person places their arms around their back and another person puts their arms around them and jerks off a third person.
The girls weren't willing to have a threesome so they gave me a Swedish chef.
by Boomgoo December 21, 2022
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The Swedish Airhorn

Fixating your asshole amongst that of another. Preceding to exchange bodily gas from each respective anal cavity. The smell to arise is known to exterminate anyone within a 10 mile radius.
Two college frat boys decided to partake in The Swedish Airhorn during physics, forcing their college into a chemical lockdown.
by The Miracle Bunny November 6, 2018
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Swedish Troll

Lying on ones back, a person with testicles will put their legs together and pour swedish gravy over their testicles to simulate swedish meatballs. Some additional gravy will be used in the pubic hair above the penis. The hair is then spiked up like a troll doll's hair.
I heard Joe surprised Bryan with a Swedish Troll.

Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.

"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe
by Skat Warlock July 24, 2024
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Swedish bikini

The swedish bikini is what all swedes wear going to the beach - nothing. No top or bottoms, just the birthsuit. It is considered typically Swedish to be naked on the beach and the phenomenon is spreading across the world
Bring your Swedish bikini - we’re going swimming!
by Annieotherday July 5, 2018
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