Snail Saddle

A mustache

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle

by Handleburg April 7, 2025

Snail slappin

The act of two females slapping their vaginas against eachother. Also known as scissoring.

Those girls had a snail slappin marathon last night.

by Russell the wonder muscle June 24, 2021

Snail Trail

A chick that's hair always looks like a cat has been sucking on it, super scandalous, likes to take things that dont belong to her, and sell them on Facebook, talks like she's a gangster from Beverly Hills(yes, that fake!)Voice that is like nails on a chalkboard, a complete nasty skanky, skeezy, slut that is as dumb as a box of rocks!

She is nasty and slimy like a snail trail, believe me!

by Relaxitwonttear April 4, 2024

Snail Trail

Snail Trail which is a sexual activity when the one partner shits on the other partners groin area, which then they proceed to slide back and forth creating what is to be called a Snail Trail.

"Yo man me and my girl tried the Snail Trail last night and that shit was fucking awesome, you gotta try it."

"Bro I heard that shit was gas I've gotta talk to my girl about performing the Snail Trail on me."

by FelchForLife84 March 18, 2023

snail eating Baggett monkey

the French

man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!

by The truth will prevail May 21, 2023

Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.

I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.

by Sasquatch67 March 9, 2016

Sneaky Snail

During sex, when you are unsure of where your sex partner stands on anal sex, the male decides to try it out and while having sex he slowly penetrates here anus until the entire thumb gets up there.

When in doubt Ted I'm telling always use the 'Sneaky Snail' he is your friend and companion.

by DayDay4u October 21, 2025