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Murphy's Law opportunist

Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".
One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.
by QuacksO August 11, 2019
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Cillian Murphy

1 An Irish Actor known not only for his sharp jaws and ocean eyes but also for his brilliant talent and acting skill.

2. Will play as J. Robert Oppenheimer "The Father of Atomic Bomb" in Christopher Nolan's World War III biopic Oppenheimer (2023)

3 Not on social media, he's too old for that, he said.
Person 1: Cillian Murphy deserves an Oscar!

Person 2: Definitely!
by pacificshell50 August 11, 2022
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Sarah Murphy

Sarah Murphy is a manipulative person. in my eyes atleast..
"Who is sarah Murphy?"
"A manipulative person.."
"HEY I heard that!"
by installation March 4, 2022
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elijah murphy

a hoe and he deserves to die he sucks d*** every day. he smells like a goat and looks like a pinto bean
by BREDON URIE TOP November 29, 2017
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Murphy-Jarvis

When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.
You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!
by Coach Jackson December 2, 2021
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eoin murphy

Massive cock and really good at fifa, the best footballer in the world and he is ripped as fuck
“I wanna be like Eoin Murphy when I grow up” “how is he so muscly”
by Punanipunisher November 23, 2021
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Murphy

A dude that has a bigger dick than any kid named Tyler.
Oh that Murphy kid has a massive dick.
by Rebels1022 May 3, 2019
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