moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017

moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.

"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."

by \buffalo-brown May 6, 2020

moist geoff

A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.

Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.

by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013

<.7.9.7.>Osteosarcoma Smells Like Moist Feces<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.>Osteosarcoma Smells Like Moist Feces<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Moist Cheesecake

The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.

The bride lost a game of moist cheesecake at her bachelorette party

by Hentai Lord Matt December 15, 2020

moist

being wet sexually but not quite fully. It's like a semi-erection or half a version but the girl version

guy: are you wet?
girl: not yet, I'm moist

by jhon but with oh & h flipped December 1, 2020

Moist

Someone who is a retarded wetter

Oh yeh you see that guy in the park he's moist.

by Jsjjsjd September 21, 2018