A Health Science Major Reject
(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
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This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.
The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.
The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
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Da Morel Majority was made up of mindless "America, apple pie, and baseball" sheeple who thought dat tree-fungus was a "food of da Great One".
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Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk
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"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"
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