Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey

Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020

Lincoln

Lincoln’s sometimes an ass but most of the time ok. Lincolns are players and will go for any sporty and hot girl they cross paths with. Boys named Lincoln will go for girls named Lexi and Emerson most of the time if they are straight but if they’re gay they might go for a Brandon. They most of the time have one sister and a large extended family. Lincolns are known for thinking about how they look too much and focusing on their hair way too much. They can bee very tall and skinny but strong. If you find a Lincoln they are ok.

Kid:I saw a Lincoln today
Kid2:ok he looks average

Kid:I agree

by Elmo is life December 30, 2019

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

Lincoln

Lincoln is an ugly ass faggot, he probably tries to rape his cats for fucks sakes, he looks super emo and has no friends. Probably cause hes a man whore

Ewwwwwwwww who's that ugly man whore

Ugh him, thas Lincoln, hes a faggot so stay away from him

by Suckmyfuckingdickyoufaggots September 18, 2023

Lincoln County High Fayetteville, TN

A high-school located in smaller town Lincoln County Tennessee. It’s absolutely horrible and it should burn.

Everyone is racist and homophobic.

The sports teams are ass, the money is not old and it shows.

The students are shit.

All around bad.

“Lincoln County High Fayetteville, Tn sucks ass.”

by InfamousAshton June 8, 2023

Lincoln's Gettysburg address

The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.

Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:

President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway

Gettysburg, PA 17325

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

Lincolning

When a guy nuts on the back of someone's head in the cinema

I was lincolning while watching Avengers at the cinema

by anonymous September 22, 2025