That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.
by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018
Get the Jet ski legendmug. When your significant other goes on the Japanese Exchange and Teaching (JET) program and you stayed home missing them a lot.
by serpentlover January 10, 2017
Get the Jet Lagmug. A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015
Get the Stand up jet skiesmug. While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.
'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1
*10 yards later*
'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2
Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"
*10 yards later*
'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2
Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"
by bohemianchild November 2, 2012
Get the jet-skiiedmug. Jet is a very attractive man who is always willing to help others. He is tall and wears glasses. He's shy and a bit held back but he's an awesome guy who's super fun once you get to know him. He has a secret lover a year younger than him but too dumb to realize how awesome the person is. Get your shit together Jet. He is hardworking and honest and never fails to make you laugh.
“Jet you need to open your eyes and notice people around you”
“Jet will you go to the movies with me?”
“Jet will you go to the movies with me?”
by The person you never noticed May 1, 2022
Get the Jetmug. by Chairman Meoww July 2, 2010
Get the Jetmug. by piniandluni January 5, 2022
Get the Jetmug.