cancer hat

item of headware so plain and uncool that the only reason for wearing it is to cover chemo ravaged hair

Man 1: you like this new hat i got?
Man 2: no
Man 1: why?
Man 2: it looks like a cancer hat

by super rogers September 8, 2008

Gravy Hat

A prank that involves waiting until a friend passes out and then take a shit on their head. You then mold the fecal matter to the shape of a hat using something starchy (eg. Corn flower, hair spray, etc).

Kyle gave Tony a huge Gravy Hat last night, looked like a fedora!

by Khaosbringer October 14, 2015

Peter Hat

Slang term for a condom

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.

by super dave December 9, 2014

De-hat

To take off someone's hat or to take your own hat off

Hey Joey are you going to de-hat yourself for the national anthem or are you going to be disrespectful?

by Bevinkrown February 6, 2010

Pee-hats

An dark acronimous used instead of breasts or tits to refer to medium-to-large caliber female human mammary glands that are good looking and pretty....

"-Hey, phuckin bstard, look at those damn bloodie Pee-hats over there!
-Pee-pee-pee-pee-hatss!!"

by putholian aholian July 20, 2008

mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.

Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.

by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010

octopus hat

When eight guys arrange their dicks on your head like the tentacles of an octopus.

Let's round up the guys and give this girl a good ol' octopus hat

by Stonewalljackson January 5, 2015