Euphemistically used to replace wanking or a hand job. Imagine holding a cup of Nescafé in your hand. If your imagination can't stretch to Nescafé, Aldi value granules will suffice. Then imagine shaking someone's hand with it. Then see what you've just done in reality. You see.
The whore gave Hugh the old Nescafé Handshake before selling her story to the classy upmarket newspaper 'The Sun'.
by Dr Harry Koch January 21, 2005
The act of grabbing a female's genitals against her will. (Commonly referred to as sexual assault/sexual battery)
Mr Trump has tiny orange elf hands, but be that as it may he is famous for his presidential handshake.
by DonnyTBag November 10, 2016
While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.
I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!
by itsgotom July 08, 2013
When your recieving a succulent handjob from a lass and you decide to release the golden stream of piss on to her
by Strokeahole February 07, 2019
by ArnoldBath June 19, 2015
The alt-fact name for a punch in the face
Man, did you see that hilarious clip of that Nazi fuckwit Richard Spencer getting an alt-handshake? So good.
alt-right, fashy, alternative facts, gaslighting
alt-right, fashy, alternative facts, gaslighting
by klausfiend January 28, 2017
A quick interracial male on male masturbation session.
A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
"Jethro, you seen Billy Ray?"
" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."
"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."
"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
by Dr Hymen Maximus January 15, 2021