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Salad dressing

Guy 1: hey pass the lettuce lube
Guy 2: you mean salad dressing?
Guy 1: lettuce lube
by GUYS WHERES MY DICK May 30, 2025
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Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.
Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.
by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
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dick dressing

The after effects of when pulling ones dick from a cunt or anal cavity.
Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.

John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
by Citizens April 22, 2014
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I Love That Dress

It’s a “friend phrase” for when you are loving your environment, place or situation with said friend.
Chad: “Let’s go to Montreal and hit up the gay district
Jesse: “YES girl, I love that dress”
by A Chelaea Handler Fan October 10, 2022
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dressing room talk

locker room talk, but the comments are made about each other.
me and the guys kept joking around about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.
by cocawoela July 17, 2021
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Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.
"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."
by R. Lethe February 19, 2025
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