A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017
Get the crunch granolamug. A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)
by Captain Wally March 16, 2019
Get the Cap'n Crunchmug. Ew, that creep with the one-eyed stare is starting to crunch out on all the young girls, trying to give them all free hugs.
by 12er McLush May 1, 2011
Get the crunch outmug. 
When your boss puts unreasonable deadlines and you have to work 80 hours a week for like 20 weeks in a row.
I used to enjoy going on walks after work but my boss told me we have to crunch for a few days but it has been seven months and I just want to see the sun again.
by davidovix September 21, 2025
Get the crunchmug. used to define someone who is slightly cringy because they are bored, which makes them do slightly cringy things
Go do something man, you're being crunch-e
by Rolly Poof May 1, 2017
Get the Crunch-Emug. A term used in Overwatch to describe the point in a match where a player/team is popping off against the opposing team during overtime, often resulting in victory.
by Mortem0re February 8, 2020
Get the Crunch Timemug.