"you're as blind as a bat"
by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016
Get the as blind as a batmug. 
A really sketchy corner where you can't see what's around it, and where it's likely you'll crash into somebody you really don't want to crash into.
Not knowing what's in the future; taking an absolute chance.
Not knowing what's in the future; taking an absolute chance.
Sara: I had a really close call at the blind corner yesterday; I stopped to tie my shoe and I saw this creepy homeless guy staggering past. I would have crashed right into him if I hadn't stopped!
Lucy: The lottery is such a blind corner, you never know what'll happen!
Lucy: The lottery is such a blind corner, you never know what'll happen!
by ikarios May 30, 2009
Get the blind cornermug. The temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.
Dang Gina, you makin' me BLING BLIND with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin'. Work it, Girlfriend!
by Sanders like the Colonel June 5, 2009
Get the Bling Blindmug. A sex act where the female lies down, and has the male straddle her forehead, who then stretches his scrotum to completely cover both of her eyes, mimicking Neo having his eyes fused shut in the vastly inferior movie The Matrix Revolutions. Finally, the male ejaculates into the females mouth, while screaming "YOU ARE THE ONE!"
Dude, I totally gave my wife The Blind Neo last night. It was awesome...We're getting a divorce...*uncontrollable sobbing*
by Ahauzotz January 4, 2015
Get the The Blind Neomug. Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.
Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."
by dranalog August 22, 2017
Get the blind as a trumpmug. Hitting on an ugly chick because you know she's likely to put out and you will end up having sex. Usually used when one or both parties are sober, so alcohol cannot be blamed for poor judgement.
similar to hotness hypnosis but leads to overlooking serious flaws in their physical appearance.
similar to hotness hypnosis but leads to overlooking serious flaws in their physical appearance.
1: "Dude, It's been like 6 months I've gotta find me a woman!"
2: "Just see where your Bang Blindness takes you man"
2: "Just see where your Bang Blindness takes you man"
by borntoboogie June 29, 2009
Get the Bang Blindnessmug.