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Alien

Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!

You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.
Gimme Adipex, or I will kick your ass highly buff alien style!
by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024
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Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.
by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022
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Red Alien

An extremely potent ecstasy pill. Never disappoints.
Dude I only had 2 red aliens...and they annihilated me when Kryoman came on the dance floor!
by Sukon Mabalsak July 12, 2011
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Alien abduction

A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.
Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020
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The Holy Alien

He is worst csgo player, and should be put in prison cause he makes people wanna die when they see his gameplay, The holy alien is also a gay person and that means that he likes men.
Stop being the holy alien!
(which means stop being bad at everything)
by GUnnarGAming March 27, 2023
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Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020
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alien stage flicker gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.
“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”
by femboyIicker73 September 19, 2025
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