a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank..mug. This guy in class almost knocked over my yogurt in the danger zone when he was stretching his arms behind him. Gotta watch out.
by diddleboy July 6, 2017
Get the Danger Zonemug. WOMAN is cleaning...
MAN enters room without her knowing.
MAN: Hi.
WOMAN turns around.
WOMAN: Stranger Danger!
MAN: Chill, it's only me!
MAN enters room without her knowing.
MAN: Hi.
WOMAN turns around.
WOMAN: Stranger Danger!
MAN: Chill, it's only me!
by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 25, 2017
Get the Stranger Dangermug. A hot, sex and nasty girl who is maybe a little rebellious and love forbidden things. Men like such mysterious girls because everyone knows they would have fun with them.
by dangerous babe August 19, 2016
Get the dangerous babemug. 
It's only going to get worse. I'm actively being cut out of the byproducts of my own labor. IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE.
Hym "Nah go fuck yourself with that. This has been potentially dangerous for me the entire time and now that it might effect some other than me FOR A SECOND TIME you got something to say about it. Go ask Paul. This isn't the work of whoevers getting paid for it. It's mine. I'M ALREADY BEING HARASSED. I've said this before: As soon as it affects someone other than me your attitude is going to change. But now I know exactly who's getting paid for it. Now I know where to direct my ire. Thanks for that. I'm living a life of privation AND IT SURE AS HELL ISN'T BECAUSE I'M NOT MAKING MONEY. I don't control anything but your actively trying to control where the consequences fall. I DON'T TO SIT HERE AND LET THE BOULDER LAND ON ME. I actually refuse to do that. Whoever is responsible needs to be held accountable. But now I know exactly who I should be focusing on. Thanks. Didn't have nothing to sure until I mentioned her did you. Who's making the money? Why am I not being compensated?"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
Get the Potentially dangerousmug. by AZStorm May 22, 2018
Get the pale dangermug.