Mondegreen of "fair Britannia",, the personification of the British Empire and Commonwealth of Nations.
The land of the Beaver shall forever remain loyal to the breasts of "firm bra Tanya" or fair bra Tanya.
From The Maple Leaf Forever:
In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
From The Maple Leaf Forever:
In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
by bitchuck September 15, 2024

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.
by Snow Witch November 20, 2015

by lecter hekim December 31, 2018

The Zenith of Human Civilization. Every moment of humanity has all contributed to this very event. Bask in it's greatness.
"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
by ScrewAllScrimble September 21, 2025

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes
by brokeassninja April 2, 2004

'Tis a true hood classic.
Scarborough Fair is a traditional song which has been played around the hood on many occasions.
Scarborough Fair is a traditional song which has been played around the hood on many occasions.
by Danny rules December 7, 2022

by Arminkshipper July 5, 2024
