by EchoPyhber November 6, 2018

I can't keep taking these pills, when I'm in the trenches, they say I be cappin' a lot - Durkioo 2020
by DurkiooKrazyy January 30, 2022

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.
Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."
by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

Alex: What the fuck does that mean
Autumn: huh, I love keegan
Alex: it makes sense now
Fall in the parking lot
Autumn: huh, I love keegan
Alex: it makes sense now
Fall in the parking lot
by Utimatedad101 August 19, 2018

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.
"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."
by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014

A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.
Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.
by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017

I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.
But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.
The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.
But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.
The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
