Tempenture

The degree measure of the environment in the penitentiary.

"Yo man, what be da tempenture in yo cell fool?"

by H-cat and P-dog April 21, 2009

Temp-panties

The act of putting on clean panties when you know you haven't showered in over 24 hours. Usually old, worn down, streched and faded panties as a temporary solution to the dirty booty problem, a barrier, if u will, between the booty and the pants.

I have to throw on my Temp-panties to run to the store, I'll take a shower when I get back, I'm in a hurry.

by Web-stirrer December 31, 2009

temperal

1: Refers to a delicate situation where the climate can switch from passive to aggressive abruptly.

2: New England weather - can change at any second.

3: Dangerous circumstances in which things can get real ugly real fast.

P1: "Uh-oh... a gang of Skinheads just arrived here and there's already a gang of Black Panthers over there!"

P2: "Shit nigga, this shit just got temperal up in this piece!!"

P3: "WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID NIGGA?!?!"

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!! (blood bath)

by thaaJigga February 3, 2010

TeamPeak

A stern group of youths who don't take rubbish from other people or groups.

The leader of the team must be the peakest of all, which the leader is.

Teampeak often wins everything and really shouldn't be tested with.

Boy1:Look at those cool people over there
Boy2: they must be TeamPeak man.

by somad January 5, 2012

Teampotence

1) the inability to work together as a team or maintain collaboration long enough to achieve satisfactory results.

2) When a team suffers from over-reliance on email, pointless meetings, and constant interruptions.

3) See Collaborative Dysfunction.

My teampotence used to cause a lot of trouble when I wanted to create the right mood for collaboration, but that's a problem of the past. Confluence saved my team!

by MichaelScott?! October 23, 2012

tempistol

(v) When something is so dumbly stupid you raise your index finger to your temple, with your thumb outstretched, and make a "pgweeeeeuuuw" sound.

Derived from the words 'temple' and 'pistol', this word appears to have first originated among software engineers in Cape Town, South Africa.

When he sees this I'm sure he will tempistol himself.

You must be having a rough day, you've been tempistoling yourself all day.

She tempistolled herself. Turned. And walked away.

by The Wald September 18, 2013

tempermenstral

(adj.) easily upset or irritated; excitable; volatile; typically during your wife/girlfriend's "time of the month".

Just because I slept with your sister, there is no reason to get all tempermenstral!

by 1TGUY April 24, 2014