wake and tank

Wake and tank is the art of waking up and drinking with the objective of getting shitfaced hammered drunk before noon.

dude i wake and tanked yesterday and i was shitfaced hammered drunk by 10:00am.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

Sherman Tank

Rhyming slang for wank. Bloody good fun.

There's fuck all on TV. I'm going upstairs for a sherman tank.

by Cujo85 March 15, 2004

sherman tank

when a man tucks his wiener in his buttcrack and moons someone.

dude, yesterday i gave ariel the sherman tank. i could tell by her look that she totally wanted to suck my dick.

by Sean Rowland April 11, 2007

sceptic tank

Cockney (E.London, Great Britain) rhyming slang for Yank American.
A disparaging term for a U.S. citizen.
Sadly, those poor souls afflicted by political correctness usually confine it to Americans of European origin.

Far too many of the definitions in this site are courtesy of retarded sceptic tanks.

by wildkitten September 11, 2008

Filling The Tank

The act of expelling urine into a woman's asshole. Often brought about when asking "May I pee in your butt?".

Did you hear about last night? Tyrone ended up filling the tank with Shelly to the point where she was dripping oil for 3 hours

by Keith ac May 20, 2008

dry tanking

taking a crap in the toilet tank of a person you hate, preferably at a large party. the owner of said tank, upon sniffing the crap, will flush to no end until they realize they are flushing the unflushable.

my cheating ex had a party and so i snuck in and dry tanked her. i heard through the grape vine that she flushed for three days straight to no avail. dry tanking is the best!

by josie a. October 4, 2006

wanker tank

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

by Sandenc October 16, 2006