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Sympathy Dump

noun
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps

You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?

Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.

You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
by The_Honey_Badger December 31, 2014
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sympathy kisses

When someone sends kisses to someone else, usually over text, sympathetically due to the recipient sending kisses first.
John: "Hey xx" - first occurrences of kisses
Jane: "Hiya xx" - replies with sympathy kisses
by itzDanP July 9, 2017
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Sympathetic Accent Syndrome (SAS)

When you adapt your speech patterns, word choice and/or accent to your surroundings.

Possible influences include tv, movies, peers, country of location and random people on the street.
Watching America comedy has given me hectic Sympathetic Accent Syndrome (SAS)! My mum thinks I sound very unrefined..
by HellHathNoWroth September 27, 2017
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Sympathy Rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm , back, etc. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used for apolagising too.

A sympathy rub is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used on a friend, acquaintance, family, etc. It shows affection without having too much contact like a hug might. It is a good all rounder and works in many situations. It can even be used to break the ice.
Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub*
by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018
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simpson'd

When a show has gone on for so long its been reduced to a shadow of its former self.
"Damn, it sucks that Adventure Time ended, but I'd rather it be laid to rest then get Simpson'd."
by Gothel September 13, 2018
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Sympathy Waffles

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!
by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019
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Simpsiah

Big gay peepee energy, he's the type of man that just beeted his peepee, and you fucking know he gettin that fried chickin in they ass weekly. lover of cum, poetry, and the simpsons. will never abandon his fortnite niggas.
fortnite nigga fish? no thanks I'd rather have simpsiah energy.
Simpsiah nigga fish, what will he do?
by Rentaro January 30, 2020
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