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Crimson Tramp Stamp

Defined by when a man is engaging in anal coitus in a doggystyle position with a woman who is on the rag. The man gives the woman a reach around getting blood on his hand and then slaps her on the back just above her ass leaving a bloody handprint.
That hoe was ragging so I Crimson Tramp Stamped her ass.
by Buck Thunderclap February 2, 2010
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Mushroom Stamp

The mark or bruise left after slapping a girl forcefully with your dick. (Usually after oral sexual intercourse)
Guy 1: Dude! Look at your girlfriend's face!!

Guy 2: Ohh yeah, thats nothing just mushroom stamped her last night. No biggy.

Guy 1: Holy fuck man! That had to hurt!

Guy 2: Yeah, just at first.

(Both laugh)
by MattDiver March 21, 2011
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turkey stamp

n.
the ensuing mark placed on a human forehead, the result of a female smacking her vaginal lips onto said forehead. must be conducted by female with excessivly long "drapes". the female-generated form of the mushroom stamp. name give for the resemblance to slapping a patch of skin with a turkey's wattle (excess skin around/under the neck/beak). A distant cousing to the french dip.
She leaned in for the french dip but then opted to slam her giner onto my forehead, giving me one hell of a turkey stamp that lasted a week!!
by roach, Guuder, B to the Z July 20, 2008
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mushroom stamp

pullin your nuts out and droppin them on a bitches forehead
1. "hey man, jacquelyn is sleeping, be quiet!"
2. "hell naw, im gonna go in there and mushroom stamp the fuck out of her face!"
1. "do that ish...hold up, let me get the camera!"
by Robby V. October 21, 2009
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Wet Stamp

The act of "stamping" and individual with the wet tip of one's penis (usually due to a mix of semen and vaginal secretions), preferably on the forehead. Similar to a mushroom stamp only juicer and more degrading.
"What happened last night? I feel terrible and there's some sort of funky residue on my face. Did somebody give me a Wet Stamp?
by the dude abides April 30, 2012
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Irish Chocolate Stamp

The act of defecating on your partners breasts. Then proceeding to lower and dip your ball sack onto the feces, rubbing the poo around. Then you take your poo coated sack and gently stamp it on your partners forhead twice in two different directions to resemble the 4 leafs of a clover. For a finishing touch use your index finger and swipe a poo line down the bridge of her nose creating the stem of the 4 leaf clover.
Last night I took a poo on my girlfriends chest, but it was our anniversary and I had to do something special so I gave that bitch an Irish Chocolate Stamp.
by Tebow's Youth Group June 26, 2012
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Cum-Stamp

When a person gets cummed on and then presses their body onto a sheet, person, pillow, etc. leaving a perfect stamp.
"My boyfriend came on my stomach again last night, so I totally cum-stamped his pillow"
OR
"Yo man, sorry about the cum-stamp on the shirt you lent me. You know how girls like to cuddle."
by mcguide October 13, 2011
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