Chub Smuggler

Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.

Look, he runs like a girl. We don't want that chub smuggler on our team!

by chaz emmonds January 8, 2010

yoyo-smuggler

slang for VAGINA. certain parts of which resemble a yo yo when the classy lady is wearing a bikini

"daaaamn son dat girls yoyo-smuggler was wider than dartford tunnel"

by the_furry_cup_runneth_over September 13, 2013

Grape Smugglers

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.

My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.

by Hdrihner11 November 17, 2015

plumb smugglers

pants that fit too tight in just the crotch region for a guy. different than skinny jeans, where pants are a tight fit throughout. when guy sits down in tight pants, looks like he is smuggling two round fruits.

See that guy sitting over there?... He needs to buy a different cut of jeans. With those plumb smugglers, looks like he trying to hide two plumbs.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

peanut butter smuggler

Some fagget ass nigga that cant roll a spliff for his soul

Trenton a peanut butter smuggler

by big dick sosa September 22, 2019

Mr. Smuga

the biggest twat rector of royal high school

???:OMG it Mr. Smuga the biggest boner ever wonder who he's taking out of class? MR. SMUGA: David come here !!!

by jammy twonk June 20, 2008