Human Suitcase 

It's a thing of when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport. -- A perfect Valentine's Day gift.

Bill - I bought my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentine's day. It was nice to have a little human with me on the trip for laundry and such.

Human Suitcase by GNARBISCUITS March 1, 2011

suitcase wedgie 

a suitcase wedgie is like a wedge but the bully caries you while holding you're underwear

the bully:you better have my money or its a suitcase wedgie!

suitcase wedgie by reee master May 15, 2020

ghetto suitcase 

Garbage bag. Cheap, has lots of space and easy to carry.

Ima pack my ghetto suitcase and get the fuck out

ghetto suitcase by Gdz January 6, 2009

suits

The supervisorial types who don't do anything real. Bosses.

"The suits think we take too many smoke breaks."
"They can blow it out their bung hole."

suits by octopd March 7, 2004

suitify 

To satiate and satisfy simultaneously at every moment.

"It suits your needs."

"Delicious, way to suitify man."

suitify by Satchelcat July 18, 2009

Tech Suiting 

The act of putting on a tech suit

“I’m tech suiting for the meet tomorrow”

Tech Suiting by Joe_Is_Cool January 23, 2020

Fillipeno Suitcase

That box wrapped with tape and twine you always see on the airline baggage carousel.

Do you think I have enough tape on my Fillipeno Suitcase bro?

No man, add some more string and rope to keep TSA outta your shit.

Fillipeno Suitcase by Mike Muffkin April 8, 2010