Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.

"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X

by Stick900 November 12, 2018

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Gap stacker

A person who places a tetris block over a gap in the line thus preventing the line to be filled.

You missed a perfectly good tetris, you gap stacker!

by JadyBlood February 18, 2019

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Dude Shocker

One in the dink and one in the stink!

Terry thought the shocker should be more gender neutral... So he gave Nick the dude shocker... They both agreed it was fun...

by CatPenis69 March 8, 2019

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Licker Sticker

A sexual act involving shoving an entire box of Altoids in your mouth before you have sex with a woman so your mouth waters uncontrollably. You then tease her by licking her tits and let your drool pool in between her fun bags. Slowly dip your dick in your drool to get it all wet and when she looks at you with her "fuck me eyes" spit all of the altoids into her face, flip her over as quick as you can and stick your dick in her butt.

Example
Dan: Heard you went out with Sara last night?!
Brad: Hell yeah! I took her back to my place and gave her the licker-sticker.
Dan: You have some nerve doing that to my sister bruh!!

Example
Your mom is wild! She let me give her the licker sticker and ate all of my altoids after!

by ZuulButtSecks April 12, 2019

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Shell Shockers

A game where 10 year olds get a sex partner and really wanna fuck hard. but shell shockers is better without the 40 year old men and 8 year old girls because 99% of the time you can see them

girl: who wanna be my boyfriend
10 year old: add me on instagram
girl: ok daddy

me: why are you asking for a girlfriend in shell shockers

by a spam account used by someone May 2, 2020

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