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by 5ze7xr6 July 7, 2021

lay it low and spread em wide

a slut who lays on her back and spreads her legs wide foe easier access

she is just a dumb cum slut, all she knows how to do is lay it low and spread em wide.

by misfitunit1 July 29, 2011

The Spote

Slang for "The Sport" or "MarchingSport" Used my Members of Marchingsport.com

Ay Man, You Been On The Spote Today?

What Are You Doin' On The Net?

Im On The Spote!

by BOOKMAN November 13, 2004

Sheet spreader

The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.

Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.

by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009

heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013

Sorted

A word most used by chavs

when a crime is succesfully carried out and a new paket of nappies or a signet ring is in the sticky hands of a chav it is a job wel done known to be sorted

Yeah, Mate thats sorted that is.

by Kaysie June 9, 2005

spread the cheeks

When you have fart and you bend over and spread the cheeks of your ass and fart it makes a long squeky noise.

Warner: i got a fart comeing

Campbell: oi warner spread the cheeks

Warner: okay errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk

by Greg Mathews May 16, 2008