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Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.
by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024
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Dtown Spread

When someone uses Nutella to eat ass, but the recipient has explosive Diarrhea and releases a shart with the force of 20 chili burritos and it becomes a Detroit or D-Town spread because it goes everywhere and the mix of Nutella gives a very sweet and spicy meal.
I was straight smashing Rhonda and she wanted me to give her a Dtown Spread.... Bruh, that will change a mother fuckas life.
by The Unholy Pope September 27, 2021
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even spread

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.
Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!
by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022
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jdyess spread

Teabag your friend orenemy and spread your butthole over their nose and squat while moving back and forth.
I killed warhawkeye. He deserves the jdyess spread!
by Jdyess February 17, 2019
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Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned
by anonymous August 28, 2023
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Whore-spread

The amount of whores one man can have at one night in a strip club.
"Dude, did you see his whore-spread last night? Phenomenal!"

"Yo, my friend said he would cover my whore-spread tonight! Idiot!"
by Stallser November 8, 2011
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Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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