Banana split

when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.

"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."

by Havanabanana May 31, 2017

Banana Split

A sex act between two men where one guy's dicc is sliced down the middle and the other guy puts his dicc inside the wound and nuts.

Made the little whore a banana split last night... he screamed like a strangled cat the whole time.

by SATANIK KRIGSMASCHINE July 8, 2019

Split the box

Pounding the shit out of a female sexually!

I split the box last night when I banged your momma! Then I busted a nut all over her back. Good times!!

by PeteyPaplo September 2, 2019

Split

to be torn between two things - you’re either loving it or you hating it.

i’m so fucking split on *insert fuck boy name* he isn’t texting me back fast enough

by hoodraff April 15, 2020

Split

1. To leave an area or place

2. To engage in violence toward an individual

1. Yo them fools over there tripping and I ain’t got my piece I’m going to SPLIT
2. If you don’t pay me my money by Friday I’m going to SPLIT yo wig

by FederalBanks December 20, 2020

7-10 Split

A kinky term for doing the deed with a chick as nasty as possible. If you bury your cock in the middle and can't get off, it's a missed shot. If you go down on her however and she does, your a legend.

Dude says: my girlfriend wanted the 7-10 split last night. Friend: Did she get off? Dude says: Yes she said I was champ. Friend says: Way to go bro.

by DTF4Y August 4, 2017

Dirty Banana Split

A Dirty banana split is where you take a shit and you turn around and cum on it.

I gave him the ol' Dirty banana split.

by SadlyVoid October 2, 2021