Slapt

To feel somewhat offended about somebody asking you for something or to do something for them for no reason

Person 1: hey can you buy me a car?
Person 2: naw you got me slapt

by uwuaca July 17, 2023

splatoon 1 fan

someone who loves getting cum splatted on them, has anger issues, and has no life.
most are mentally reduced, some are just fucking fat and has no taste in games.

look at that Splatoon 1 fan, i bet his mom has to roll him out of bed because hes a fucking weeb and is built like a male cum slut.

by ds40 July 20, 2023

splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Splatorious

Sarcastic and hyperbolic iteration of the word splendid

"I'm literally gonna kms"
"Oh my God isnt that just splatorious"

by That_splatorious_guy October 3, 2023

Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023

Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload

Hey I'll be right back I gotta splat the docks

by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023

splart

to completely flop, fail, generally not succeed
the opposite of slay

hey man, I totally splarted that math test

by anonymous155555 January 1, 2024