Sonic

the fastest thing in the universe, often compared to flash but obviously, he is faster.

"wow! are you sonic???"

by =~deqa~= September 12, 2022

Sonic

The Name of the funny fast blue hedgehog

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT SONIC HEDGEHOG”

by The Funky Frog June 11, 2022

Sonic boy and tails

This is a duo of people who Gracie, Ava, Lexie and Nicole talk about 24/7. They both go heyoheyoheyoheyo when they laugh.

Omg! You have a sonic boy and tails laugh!

by Vics January 27, 2021

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius

literally.

jolene: h-
sonic the hedgehog : meow meow bitch gotta fuck fast

by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019

Stripper Sonic

The 18+ Sonic the Hedgehog.

Omg did you see that new sonic series.
Holy fuck is that Stripper Sonic.

by Evanisamazing8 June 20, 2022

Sonic the hedgehog

There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.

Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Sonic attack

Really fast masturbation

I don't have time to masturbate, I will need to do Sonic attack

by Fenri February 20, 2020