Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.
Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami
My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area
Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00
My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit
Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00
My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends
Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00
My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area
Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00
My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit
Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00
My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends
Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00
My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
by Jarjarsito November 20, 2020
Get the British Soldiermug. You pull so many bitches and have W rizz you also have a huge BBC. If you are white you do not receive these benefits.
by Paj.Z July 5, 2022
Get the SST Soldiermug. by NecrophilicTendencies December 21, 2022
Get the Aryan Soldiermug. Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.
If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.
If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*
I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.
(Bcs u know i have crush)
Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?
Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*
Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*
"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."
Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.
(Bcs u know i have crush)
Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?
Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*
Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*
"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."
Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021
Get the Soldier waifumug. by unDURYEAted October 10, 2017
Get the Rogue Soldiermug. You: *doesn't cap the control point*
Soldier: "STAND. ON. THE. POINT. NUMBNUTS!"
You: "No."
Soldier: "MAGGOT!"
Soldier: "STAND. ON. THE. POINT. NUMBNUTS!"
You: "No."
Soldier: "MAGGOT!"
by BLU Soldier September 21, 2025
Get the Soldiermug. by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021
Get the Tagless Soldiermug.