soft splash

"I was about to fuck this bad bad last night until I soft splashed in my pants while I was eating her out."
by SplashMountain February 04, 2014
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soft dis

When you show your disapproval for someone in a passive way (such as casually ignoring them), but without overtly dissing them with words or actions.
I put the soft dis on my sister the other day because she's been scamming lately.
by Neckbone November 25, 2015
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Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.
Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.
by Meltör September 01, 2019
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soft jont

will be defined as a bad bitch, pretty girl, someone who is looked at to be sexy, and has crazy sex appeal
1. Dam, she soft as shit
2. Man... i just started workin at this new job, its hell of soft jonts that work there
by tha kid goos August 22, 2008
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Super soft

Beyond the pale of limpness. Some men try to fold it in half and push it in but it just doesn’t work
The love-making was thwarted by Mr. Super Soft over there.
by ManleyGreaseMissile June 10, 2021
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soft worm

When a males penis doesnot respond to stimulation.
Penis
Dick
Shaft
Limp dick
Softy
My boyfriend had soft worm all last night , which made for a very long night.
by Dr. Ranch April 27, 2011
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soft fail

Not quite passing, not quite failing. Enough to leave you wanting more, if any.
Ty recognized his attempt was a soft fail and wondered if there was a pill that could help him.
by Ignite! March 25, 2016
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