girls impressions of her are that she's the hilariousest person ever! half woman and half alien queen, she is very sexy and cute! she likes abercrombie and makes the cutest faces!
Boys think she's totally kissable and cute.
Little do they know that she dyes her arm hairs every full moon and picks her nose frequently. She has extremely fungal toenails!
Boys think she's totally kissable and cute.
Little do they know that she dyes her arm hairs every full moon and picks her nose frequently. She has extremely fungal toenails!
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by Jcloseure November 30, 2011
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Alex has sofa balls.
That pecker is sitting on some sofa balls.
I dont know why your mad john. Your small penis sits luxuriously on those sofa balls.
That pecker is sitting on some sofa balls.
I dont know why your mad john. Your small penis sits luxuriously on those sofa balls.
by kittwinder April 13, 2010
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Paul: "Damn John, your new street car is sofa king sweet!"
2. Paul: "Now you have the sofa king of California!"
Paul: "Damn John, your new street car is sofa king sweet!"
2. Paul: "Now you have the sofa king of California!"
by Eric N. September 1, 2005
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by Mingle Me May 15, 2004
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