Snarf

(n) A scarf your accidentally creates in the same pattern and colors as a coral snake.

“Does this look like a snake to you”

“That’s a sick snarf”

by Gloveboxjones January 5, 2026

superbowl snafu

When a poop nuggets flies into a wang chung resulting in mass casualties of da bratwurst kind.

Jimmy was playing in da park when sum dood engaged into a superbowl snafu. It took 9 months of breast feeding to return him to his normal shelf.

by Peter Worrel February 12, 2004

turd snarffer

One who snarfs all the turds.

"Omg, did you see that guy, Noah?!"
"Lol, yeah he is such a turd snarffer!"

by noodlesss October 18, 2014

dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016

Big Snarf

He will seriously SNARF you’re SNORF

Dude... did you seriously just mess with Big Snarf? He’s gonna snarf you’re snorf so bad

by Big Boy Snarf June 16, 2020

Seat Snarf

A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.

Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.

by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023

Road snarf

The act of gustly eating the driver's butt while they operate a vehicle, similar to that of giving "road head".

Fuck road head, I need a little road snarf on our trip to Michigan.

by Aceconti December 26, 2025