The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
by Darksquid August 8, 2022
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snails: ew
by jdokvdeyhvdryj July 18, 2019
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The greatest animals on this planets
I love snails even though they are slow I still love them
by Ican2 June 16, 2022
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Another word for a homeless person, as they carry their home on their back.
Look at that snail over there pissing in Costa coffee’s doorway!
by Thedodgytaxidriver October 10, 2017
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When you goto fist bump your friend then slide your hand underneath there fist bump and show the peace sign as if to make the shape of a snail
*friend goes to fist bump you

*you snail him
You:”snail”
*friend giggles
by The Irish megamind April 13, 2018
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Hey Joe that Mustang has a big snail sticking out of the grill, I don’t think your stock Corvette will stand a chance.
by tony330tc2 April 20, 2021
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