Sloppy goose

When a guy is eating out a girl while on her period and is sucking the blood out of her vagina.

Chris Kringle wanted to go down on Milly, but she was on her period so he did the sloppy goose.

by MapleSaryp January 26, 2019

sloppy swordsman

when you poop on a girls chest, rub your weiner in it, then procede to swordfight penis against face.

I gave Nikki a sloppy swordsman last weekend.

by Clay Minor May 19, 2007

Sloppy Joe

Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.

Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.

by Perv Johnson October 2, 2010

Sloppy Gomez

When your condom gets stuck in your girl/guy's brown hole. After your done analing, you give it that extra push and quick pull out. You're partner will be fishing in their glory hole for hours. Like a mexican looking for a peso in a mud puddle.

She was surprised he pulled the Sloppy Gomez on her. But she wasn't upset, for she had nothing planned the rest of the day.

by Rufus MacDufus July 8, 2009

Sloppy Jalloppy

This is a term for getting a blow job from an elderly women who has taken her dentures out. She will "gum" the penis into a sensationally different and some would say a better feeling experience.

"Hey grandma, tell your roommate to come here and give me a sloppy jalloppy"
"Hey, how much for a good sloppy jalloppy?"

by Moonbouncer January 13, 2009

sloppy carrot

when your getting fucked in the ass and you shit on his dick, then pulls out, you take the dick to your mouth like a carrot, nibble on the tip, and say "Whats up Doc".

i gave him him a great sloppy carrot the other night.

by lexy ferrari June 8, 2009

sloppy oscar

when your have anal sex and you pull your oscar out and slap your self in the face while a green walrus gets raped by a neon midget in the mean while a spanish bat gets hit by a snorlax while getting salad all over his head at the same time is pooping on some farmers corn and when all that is happening your girl friend in wondering why your outside trying to hump a old lady trying to get up the street.

chris: man i gave myself a sloppy oscar.
arne: dude i hear they hurt.

by CACKLE KIDS September 5, 2010