The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020
When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.
Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”
Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”
Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
by The_see-er September 8, 2021
Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery
Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat
by SparkleFlaps July 24, 2016
by LeTempest November 25, 2019
When you put too much sauce on a burger and spend the entire time fighting to keep to keep it together.
Person A: *covers burger in ketchup*
Person B: how much ketchup??? You’ll end up with a slippery burger…..
Person B: how much ketchup??? You’ll end up with a slippery burger…..
by Itsanoun December 6, 2021
Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.
by Snaketoe October 30, 2017
When a nickel is soaked in a combination of sperm and urine and the nickel is then put into everyones mouth and swallowed
by Hornyforhire August 2, 2010