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Simp

An excuse men use that get no girls
You are a simp because you like a girl’🤓
by Daster123 April 4, 2022
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Holy hell your such a simp bro you play so much mc
by Yes ;) April 18, 2022
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you. You're the simp.
Simp: Yeah my girlfriend cheated on me but I still love her
Me: ....dude
by splashmountainigga February 1, 2022
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a simp is when you keep simping over a girl and you think they gonna like it and go out with you.
Person 1: “omg you know natalia damn she has such a phat ass🤤“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“
by 🐩 puppy person August 10, 2020
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A male who swallows their pride multiple times to do stuff for an ungrateful woman. A simp will go out of their way to please a woman hoping for some pussy, but everyone can see they will never get any. Typically tied to males with the name of Coby.
Guy 1: Coby "Downers" bought that girl lunch. Didn't she say she thought he was ugly?
Guy 2: She doesn't like him, but he still buys her lunch everyday. What a simp.
by fukcobyjowers January 23, 2020
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Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”
by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020
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Simp Typically a male who sees the woman he likes has his queen. Even tho she doesn’t know him personally or physically. They Donate and buy huge amounts of Stuff or donate Thousands of dollars to their “Queen”

Simps also jerk off to their Favorite streamer through twitch and always sends unnecessary and uncomfortable messages to their Streamers DMs. Simps often Protect their Queen when they say some really dumb shit on the internet.

Also take down videos or sponsors of the person who talks against her. *cough* *cough* Pokimane
Guy 1: Haha bro I literally Just saw A guy on the internet donate half of his life savings to his favorite thot.
Guy 2: bro wtf with that money I could have started some Esports gaming steam or something.. what a simp
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